FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES -2

What that mouth do?

“I’ve never had a bad review from a good looking person.”

Richard Ashcroft

It’s not always rainbows and butterflies at House.Roc. Sometimes we upset people too. But perfection is boring and unattainable. Meeting people where they are, being able to take criticism and find the lesson is just as important as getting a pat on the back.

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“I took your magazines from the front to the crapper. It seems like the kind of literature people read while they’re taking a dump.”

Beetlejuice

“I just wanted to reach out and let you know we closed on our house today, without you. I’m so glad we found another realtor. Good luck to you, you’ll need it.

Sour Patch Kids

“Are you sure you’re qualified to talk about Diversity. You’re not even black.”

Ignorance is not Bliss

“I think you should reconsider your choice of clothes. I’m just concerned for your safety.”

Daddy not Cool

“She’s not even a realtor. She’s a marketer or something like that.”

It’s Hate from State Farm

“Don’t listen to her. You can tell by her posts she’s crazy. If I ever see an offer from her I’ll reject it right away.”

Sounds illegal to me.

“ I refuse to give you the keys. You do not look like a Realtor to me.”

Howard Stern Lady

“How about you post pictures of houses instead of your face on social media. Wouldn’t that be more appropriate?”

Small Attachments

“Your hair looks crazy and your clothes aren’t professional. It’s fine for casual coffee but I hope you don’t go on appointments looking that.”

No one asked but thx

“I think you’re very smart but if you want my advice don’t go for a career in Diversity. You’ll never make money off of those people”

Ouch.

“Delete those facebook posts immediately or I’m filling a complaint about you.”

Petty Betty

“You’re an embarrassment to Keller Williams and the hundreds of thousands of agents in it.”

Broke my Heart.

“You should invest more on YouTube. You can only make it on Instagram if you’re hot.”

Hot Mess.

“Business and Real Estate is for those of us who want to make money. You can keep your tree hugging business if you want.”

Coach Potato.

*The following advice is intended for mature audiences. The purpose of this newsletter is to inform and entertain. Any similarity to actual events is pure coincidence.

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