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Mommie Dearest in,
A Real Estate Bubble
Filipa Rodrigues Abreu
September 03, 2025 • Estimated Reading Time: 7 minutes
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You are a dream, Darling.
A Real Estate fantasy suspended in foam and delusion. You are everything Mommie dreamed of… You are Home 🛁💭✨
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To all my Children,
Be blessed in your solitude, your success, your sorrow, and your silk robes.
May you walk close to God and may you smell of Angels when He greets you.
God loves you for He has made you.
To my darling children, with Love:
Mommy Dearest
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You are now Watching: Mommie Dearest in, The Real Estate Bubble
🕊️ DEED OF SELF OWNERSHIP
Issued by: Mommie Dearest, Keeper of Baths & Inheritance of Softness
For: The Rightful Owner of This Body
Property ID: 0001-HRT (Heart)
Let it be known:
By divine birthright and universal law, this body — the one you live in, ache in, heal in — belongs to you. It is not a rental. It is not up for negotiation. This is your estate. Your architecture. Your original land.
And though the world may have taxed you, built upon you without permits, or tried to claim you as its own — today, you return. To stillness. To softness. To the soak that reminds you: you are not only a structure, you are a sanctuary.
In witness of this return, the following restorative measures shall be enacted:
The lights shall be dimmed to dusk.
Candles lit as ceremonial beacons.
Music played as foundation repair for the soul.
One bath shall be drawn, containing:
1 cup bubble bath
2 cups rose petals
10 drops cherry blossom oil
5 drops lavender oil
1 cup milk
1 cup sea salt
2 tablespoons almond oil
The Owner shall step in with reverence, not haste.
They shall remain submerged until the spirit is stabilized and the emotional plumbing is cleared.
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Upon exit, the following covenants shall apply:
The Owner shall pat the property dry with tenderness.
Moisturize the walls of this house — lovingly and without condition.
Wrap in warmth, and do not open to the outside world until ready.
Read ’til the end — and tip MeeMee & Mommie.
For roses, for rent, and for keeping the bath warm. 💋🐾
Final Clause:
This body is yours. This bath is a rite of reclamation.
You are the home.
You are the land.
You are the deed and the blessing.
Signed in steam and salt,
Mommie Dearest
Witness to Your Return
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