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REALTOR ON THE RUN
The Most Hated Realtor in America

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Regina was the most hated realtor in America.
And for once, the public wasn’t wrong. By the time the lamps dimmed across the brownstones she once dominated, Regina Young was already three counties away, tearing down a lonely moonlit road in a borrowed Ford with one headlight flickering and the license plate barely clinging on. The engine coughed like a dying trumpet player, but she coaxed it forward with the steady hand of a woman accustomed to escaping consequences. She didn’t check the mirror; she’d left nothing behind worth seeing — only collapsed deals, furious investors, and brokers praying she’d choke on a cigarette holder.
People said she was “impossible.”
People said she was “poison in pearls.”
People whispered she “should’ve been barred from the Real Property Registry years ago.”
Regina agreed with every syllable.
She wasn’t misunderstood. She wasn’t secretly noble. She wasn’t the tragic genius the Jazz Age adored.
She was exactly what they feared:
a woman who knew every skeleton in every brownstone closet — and kept the keys.
The first showing she ever hosted ended in hysteria — not hers, the buyers’. Regina had simply pointed out the things no one else dared: the cracks, the lies, the marriage on the brink. Truth, she had learned early, was lethal in the wrong hands.
In hers, it was sport.

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The first showing she ever hosted ended in hysteria — not hers, the buyers’. Regina had simply pointed out the things no one else dared: the cracks, the lies, the marriage on the brink. Truth, she had learned early, was lethal in the wrong hands.
In hers, it was sport.
But this time?
This wasn’t a scandal.
This was a national pastime.
When her face hit the front page of The Broker’s Ledger beneath the headline “THE AGENT FROM HELL: HOW ONE WOMAN UNRAVELED A BOOMING MARKET,” Regina knew her reputation was finished — and her freedom had finally begun.
Now she was on the run, rouge perfect, stockings unrumpled, conscience clear as a speakeasy’s bathtub gin.
Every mile she drove loosened something in her ribs.
Every sleepy town she slipped through erased one more lie she’d been forced to uphold.
Every silent stretch of country road reminded her that her only true home was the one inside her — the one money couldn’t buy and good morals couldn’t enter.
She didn’t know where she was going.
She didn’t care.
As long as she stayed ahead of the inspectors, the Registry board, the bootlegger-brokers, the purse-lipped journalists, and the trail of ex-lovers who still owed her explanations — she’d survive.
Regina Young wasn’t running from anything.
She was running toward the woman she was always meant to be:
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A villain with a notarized seal. A fugitive in fur and heels.
A realtor reborn through scandal, danger, and the exquisite relief of abandoning the performance of goodness.
America hated her… And Regina was finally free.
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