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Anything Your Realtor can do...
... I CAN DO BETTER
“When a man hits a target they call him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick.”
Goals 2025:
Anything your realtor can be, I can be greater:
Sooner or later, I’ll be greater than them.
Any note they can reach, I can go higher:
I can sing any song higher than most.
Anything they can sell, I can sell better:
They keep laughing at me and soon they’ll be toast.
Anything your realtor can say, I can say softer:
I can say anything softer than them.
Anything your Realtor Wears, I’ll wear it better:
I’ll wear any suit so much better than them.
No matter how cool they are, I can be cooler:
I can be cooler than any of them.
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Anything your Realtor promises, I will it deliver better:
I can deliver so much better than any.
I can jump a hurdle, I can wear a girdle:
I can knit a sweater and I’ll even fill it better:
I can even bake a pie…but the question is: will I?
*The following advice is intended for mature audiences. The purpose of the column is to empower, educate and entertain. Woman portrayed not a real Oracle. Contact for more information.
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