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🗂️ THE X FILES — ISSUE #001
CONFIDENTIAL: Clearance Denied
This newsletter is a crime scene.
What you’re about to read was never meant to be safe. These are tweets with blood on them. Banned in group chats, screenshot in four continents, and read aloud in court by people who swore they’d never speak my name again.
I don’t tweet for engagement.
I tweet like I’ve escaped a mental institution. With 100 followers and over 6k tweets, most averaging 1 like, I tweet like I am on fire.
Like I changed my number, burned the house down, and left a message in red lipstick on the bathroom mirror that said:
“Keep it.”
Every day, I post a few classified tweets — the ones that ruined my chances of running for office. The ones that feel like staring directly into the sun and liking what you see.
Read at your own risk.
Share at your own peril.
And if something in here feels a little too true…
You’ve been made.
– Agent F. (Real Estate Artist, Licensed to Feel)
I am a real estate artist. I made that business up. I willed into existence. Out of my ass. With zero money.
In foreign land.
And now it’ll be the blueprint for individual businesses.
The future of business is integration The future of social media is scripted performance The future of goal setting systems is the Dream Catcher System
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What’s the one thing I have been working on for three years that no one believes but you know will be the future?
The fuyure of Real Estate is entertainment.
But yall can’t see the future…
My goal isn’t to be a realtor.
It’s to be THE realtor. The face of real estate.
The name everyone knows.
Transactions are done by AI from now on. My plan is right on track
I am a real estate artist. I made that business up. I willed into existence. Out of my ass. With zero money.
In foreign land.
And now it’ll be the blueprint for individual businesses.
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“Fast shipping is for losers. Same day shipping is for retards.
Time is the key.
The only consideration.
The longer it takes the more the excitement builds”
I am an accomplished woman. Self made entirely.
American made. I can dance, cook, bake, fight, write, act, build.
There’s nothing I can’t do.
You are basic. Can’t even wipe your own ass without asking 30 ppl and checking your horoscope.
I am a shit talker supreme and I don’t take shit from anyone. I bite back and I hiss . But I NEVER WISH ILL OK ANYONE.
I truly desire that everyone gets what they need and want in their hearts.
I don’t engage in revenge or idle gossip. I don’t sabotage others.
I have the face of an angel. And the heart of an angel.
My mind?
That shit is dirty… elbow deep in cruelty and depravity.
I considered a convent to tame it.
I just needed to love it.
Read Who’s Afraid of Regina Young
Ok, she crazy.
But is Todd Nepola on the cover of YOUR NEWSLETTER?
Is Gary Keller reading your shit? Is David Meltzer on the other side of your line? Is Ryan Serhant looking at your business?
Being crazy is good.
The first principle of the MREA is not selling houses.
Is: decide who you want to be.
You didn’t read it so you don’t know
What is the Dream Catcher System?
An integrated goal setting system.
I was inspired by Brian Tracy, kw models, story telling, witchcraft and my own personal experience.
It’s unique. Just like me.
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Keep posting, Keep reading, Keep unhinging. The Truth is out there. 💛
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